Dual....:-)
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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