Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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