lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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