There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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