So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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