ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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