brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Randomize
