It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
