It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
not ubering you a puppy
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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