let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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