Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
