Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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