I'm pants shitting drunk right now
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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