he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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