that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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