the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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