i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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