I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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