I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We have started to decorate penises.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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