32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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