Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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