But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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