just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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