Umm I'm too high to move.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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