Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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