Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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