Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
