Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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