Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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