wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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