I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize