no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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