i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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