Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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