Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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