Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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