chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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