I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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