So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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