I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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