I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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