I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Randomize
