HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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