He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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