just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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