dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This is the high leading the old right now
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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