Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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