Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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