I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
