a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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