I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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