Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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