Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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