it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize