So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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