I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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